You just made me feel so damn special
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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