She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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