Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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