I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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