Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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