i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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