If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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