I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
