Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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