We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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