Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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