How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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