Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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