I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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