is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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