Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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