ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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