There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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