so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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