yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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