I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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