Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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