I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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