I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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