did you get engaged???
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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