I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
please come you make the beer taste better
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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