you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Oh god it's open bar.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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