Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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