So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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