apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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