but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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