No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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