i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
