Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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