North Korea, Best Korea!
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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