Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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