Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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