Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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