they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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