Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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