He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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