No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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