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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  But what if he licks everyones ass?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...

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• (707): View more from California

  the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.

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