id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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