It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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