We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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