Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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