Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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