Who wears a wallet chain?!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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