Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize