I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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