i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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