I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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