i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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