looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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