Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i believe in u and ur pee
wow bdsm is so cute
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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