I want to stick my p in your. b.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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